1)you accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2)you haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3)the real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that
don't have a screen name
4)you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the t.v.
6)your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job
7)you read this list and keep nodding and smiling
8)as you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends
9)and..... you were too busy to notice number 5.
10)you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5
11)and now you're laughing at your stupidity
12)repost this if you fell for it. you know you did